Depressed ~ Driving Off A Cliff For Christmas...
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder ~ Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer...
Compulsive Gambler ~ Run Rudolph Run!!!
Passive Aggressive ~ All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names...
Agoraphobia ~ Hiding Behind The Christmas Tree, At The Christmas Party Hop...
Multiple Personality Disorder ~ We Three Queens Disoriented Are...
Alcoholic ~ All I Want For Christmas Is........To Get Sh*t-Faced!
Dementia ~ I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas...
Pyromaniac ~ Later on...we'll conspire...as we dream by the fire...
Tourette's ~ Jingle F**K! Jingle B****CKS!
Morbidly Obese ~ It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like...Diabetes !
Narcissistic ~ Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me...
Body Dysmorphic ~ All I Want for Christmas.......is 6% Body-Fat And A Nose Job
Paranoid ~ Santa Claus Is Coming To.....Get Me !
Hypochondriac ~ He's making a complaint, He's checking it twice, He's not very happy with his doctor's advice...
Erotomania ~ The Twelve Dicks of Christmas...
Sadistic ~ Jingle Bells, Baseball Bats With Holes, The Safety Word is Sleigh...
Masochistic ~ Rudolph the Red-Arsed Reindeer...
Antisocial Personality Disorder ~ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, the very next day you called me a scumbag, a maggot...
Social Phobia ~ Here Comes Santa Claus...Hide!
Borderline Personality Disorder ~ Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire...
Personality Disorder ~ You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why...
Insomniac ~ I'm.....Dreaming About....Sh*t All...
Manic ~ Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices....
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ~ Jingle Bells One, Jingle Bells Two, Jingle Bells Three, Jingle Bells Four, Jingle Bells Five, Jingle Bells Six, Jingle Bells Eight...Sh*t!...Jingle Bells One...
ADHD ~ He's Making A List, And Checking It Twice, Gonna Find Out...Do I Want Chicken Curry And Rice?
Exhibitionist ~ All I Want For Christmas...Is A Full Frontal !
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''The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live'' ~ George Carlin
